Same old shit, different day

A guy in my Japanese class today...

  • Sensei: Why do you want to learn Japanese?
  • Guy: I'm tired of reading subtitles.


*black couple living in a haunted house*

wife: the house haunted

husband: we out this bitch

*everybody lives*

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)


US Navy seals in Vietnam 

No. The individual who needs his head examined is the man responsible for taking arguably the finest damn independent recon operators of any military in the world, and dropping us in Humvee platoons to lead a parade of POGs, officers, and heavily-armed subhuman morons like Casey Kasem across Mesopotamia.

(Source: nalle, via genkillaskars)